Baileys-Song

Based on Queen’s Bohemian Rhapsody, we hereby introduce you to…
(Let’s all sing along…)

BAILEY’S RHODESIAN RHAPSODY

Is this a real dog?

Is he a fantasy?

Caught in the system

No escape from the cruelty

Opened my eyes

Looped up to the skies to see

I’m just a poor dog, I need some sympathy

Because they come and go, come and go

Some are shy, some are slow

Anyone who’ll take me, doesn’t really matter to

Me, to me!

Mamaaaaaa,

Just need a man

Or a woman, I don’t care, just an owner

One who’s there

Mamaa, life’s been oh so hard

But now I’m here and living all alone

Mamaa, ooooh

Didn’t mean to make a mess

If I don’t bark again until tomorrow

Let’s go walk, let’s go walk, as if nothing else will matter

Too late, my bath has come

Sends shaking down my spine, makes me almost look

Feline

Goodbye everybody, I need a home

I wanna leave you all behind and lick their face

Mamaa, oooh

I just want a home

I sometimes wish I’d never been born at all

I see a lotta little boys and little girls

Take me home! Take me home! I need a forever home!

Each new home, enlightening. Very, very frightening me

Got some mayo? Got some mayo?

Got some mayo? Got some mayo?

Got some mayo? Fig mayo… my fig mayo.

I’m just a poor dog, nobody wants me

He’s just a poor dog, from a poor litter

Spare him his life from his malnourished strife

Rhodesian! Yes! We will get you a home.

(Get a home!) Rhodesian! We will get you home.

(Get a home!) Rhodesian! We will get you home.

(Get a home!) (We will) Get you a home.

(Get a home) (We will) Get you a home (We will) Ah

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes

Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia, get a home

ARC Rescue has an owner set aside for me, for me,

For meeeee

So you think you can pet me and scratch on my ear

So you think you can hug me and rub on my rear

Oh, human, can’t do this to me human

Just gotta get a home, just gotta get a home right now

That is all that matters, anyone can see

That is all that matters

That is all that matters to me

Any place downwind blows…